nonce

an extremely kind and thoughtful person who is always looking out for people.

I love being called a nonce, it really makes my day.

by TheWiseEnglishMan February 25, 2023

Nonce

Someone who spends too much time studying and not enough time outdoors

That guy is such a nonce, touch grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

Nonce

From Wakefield Prison in England, NONCE or; Not On Normal Court Exercise, means a prisoner is not on regular exercise times with other prisoners, due to their offences being of a sexual nature and involving minors. This acronym became a slang insult in the United Kingdom to mean someone who is attracted sexually to minors.

"Hey Geoff, did you see the news?"
"Yeah, Jimmy Saville is a nonce? I could have told you that years ago."

by robson.parker January 28, 2024

Blondie nonce

A white nonce that loves girls and is a real player especially turned on around kids under the age of 12. Can also be known as a jake as well.

Your such a jake. Blondie nonce

by Chaludaboy13 March 23, 2020

Nonce

Ben garnett

Ben garnett admitted touching kidly winks and a nonce

by Garyitouchedyourkidlastnight April 22, 2019

nonce cracker

When one of your friends gets raped by a pedo.

Barry: dude did you here that johns a nonce cracker?

by Noncetastic ;) December 9, 2018

Nonce

A person who still plays fortnite who is over the age of 16

-you know jimmy down the road he’s such a nonce

-why mate

-because he’s 20 and he still plays fortnite

by Anonymous 20001 January 21, 2021