nonce

Like "once", "twice" and "thrice", but relating to something that has happened exactly zero times.

"How many times have you actually done this?"
"Once or twice."
"Really?"
"Okay, more like nonce."

by Adman12 December 30, 2005

noncomformist

A noncomformist is a person who thinks they are original, adn they thinks that they go against the grain, but they don't, because the new IN right now is going against the grain.

NC: Hey! ANARCHY WHOO! I"M SO AGAINST THE GRAIN.

COMFORMIST: ME TOO!
NC: ERGH???

by Heather April 19, 2005

noncy

Gay. The way somebody acts.

That boy is sooooo noncy

by Layla January 4, 2004

noncomformist

Someone who conforms to noncomformism. Due to contradiction, nonconformists do not technically exist in the same way human kindness does not exist.

I'm going to go buy a jean jacket at the used clothing store and cut off the sleeves and sow patches on it like my friend did. >>> What a noncomformist does.

by shubawop June 14, 2006

Nonce

A decriptive that gives a number of frequency of zero. A non-occuring event.

Q: "How many times did you go out with him?"

A: "Nonce. Zero times"

by Lucien Nyx November 20, 2012

Nonce Burger

A man or woman who enjoys taking photos of children and saving them on their computer.

Person1: Have you seen George today? He took photos of my son, John. I'm going to have words with him.

Person2: Yeah he's at home saving the pics. He's such a nonce burger.

by 1 and a 4 and a flabby potato November 21, 2011

Big Boned Nonce

Fat Pedophile

Hi!
Get out me swamp ya big boned nonce
imma shank your children mate cuz am a big boned nonce

by NibberFlaggot December 18, 2017