Nobys

Recruiters for whom quality is irrelevant, outcomes are optional, and appearance is everything. Decisions are guided not by competence but by faces that fit the image and cars that signal status. Performance is replaced by presentation; results are overshadowed by optics. They reward surface, protect sameness, and mistake luxury for value. Teams decay slowly under polished smiles, while real talent learns quickly that substance has no currency here — only visibility, vanity, and the right parking spot.

Nobys Talented employees don’t fail in that company; they simply leave recruiters for whom faces, cars, and champagne matter more than quality.

by MonkeyDonkey77 December 15, 2025

Nobby Nobuttocks

A lycra clad male cyclist.Especially his bun squeezing shorts.

There goes another showy Nobby Nobuttocks owning the road.

by IAIN_D January 12, 2026

Shoe nobber

A man who takes off either their shoe or another's and has penetration with the shoe

That man is a shoe nobber

by Ad0g July 28, 2010

frober nobbin

to hang out with friends having no specific agenda. Used as a verb or a noun

What are you doing? We are frober nobbin at the house.
Look at those Frober Nobbers.

by Daniel Bunny November 16, 2012

Nipple Nobs

Plastic protectors with suction used to protect the nipple. Comes in all sizes for any gender.

Boy: What are those on your breasts?
Girl: Oh these, these are Nipple Nobs
Boy: Where did you get them?
Girl: I got mine from the old guy behind the elementary school.
Girl: Oh, and don't forget to keep your nipples safe!

by Swagger Noodle Soup November 16, 2013

Sir Noobs-a-Lot

A professional noob. Someone intellectual and highly educated that still manages to display some impressively noobish qualities.

Ian: "On Friday, Robert somehow managed to spill a huge quantity of liquid polyurethane all over the floor causing a departmental solvent gassing crisis and the thickest floor lackering you've ever seen. A formal incident report needed to be filed afterwards."
Chris: "lol... Sir Noobs-a-Lot strikes again..."

by Dr Zap April 14, 2014

throb nobbin

an act of kissing someones ass. (preferably woman to male)

Bruh this bitch need to stop throb nobbin i told her she can't have the D

by mr tom October 9, 2014