nobbers

A group of very unprofessional golfers from the Cheltenham area.

nobbers by MikeB October 20, 2003

cock nobber 

one who nobs cock. an insult inferring that a person is a homosexual and/or just a cocksucking assface.

'cocknobber.'
'hey, fuck you man.'

cock nobber by rayman April 5, 2005

nobber of the week 

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

Keith Sargeant

nobber of the week by MikeB October 20, 2003

Nobbensohn 

Nobbensohn is a German curse word mostly used to insult people or alternatively to compensate for one's own abilities in a derogatory way. It was discovered by a member of the famous GAR Discord server while playing popular video game Minecraft. Since, it is used frequently by members of said Discord server.

Person A: "You suck at this game."
Person B: "Shut up, Nobbensohn!"

Or:

Person A: *Defeats Person B in a video game or behaves a certain way*
Person : "This fking Nobbensohn!"

Nobbensohn by nifty2k February 24, 2021

nobber 

someone that has just done something really stupid

Rob smashed another vase....he is such a nobber

nobber by Roofromboundarymill January 19, 2004

One-eyed nobber 

A one-eyed nobber is someone who is a complete doofus and has usually done something stupid.

As if you just walked into that wall you one-eyed nobber!

One-eyed nobber by Soapster321 June 6, 2021

Nobber 

An everyday 'error' performed to perfection and in company. Can be used as a noun "You Nobber" or as an adjective "That was a nobber thing to do".

The dropping of items often filled with a hot substance i.e. tea, coffee mugs - "You absolute nobber"

Smashing / breaking things due to awful hand to eye coordination, usually early in the morning.

Making a complete cock-up of simple everyday tasks e.g. cooking - burning / ruining dinner. "That was such a nobber mistake".

Nobber by Wazza101 February 3, 2012