1.) defined as the state of mind and body when a person doesnt care about anything and starts to masturbate.
2.) fap mode = masturbation mode
2.) fap mode = masturbation mode
dude A: look at this video of paris hilton!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!
dude B: (....)
dude A: what are you doing?
dude B: (....background noise...)
dude A: damn! this bastard entered in fap mode!!!
by shortdistance March 5, 2011
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With a heavy door, loud doorknob, squeaky floorboards leading up to said door, computer that is blocked by an adjoining wall, surround sound headphones with sound isolating technology, and enough spare tissues to mop the floors after a Justin Bieber concert, my Fap Bunker is one that should not be underestimated.
by Craaazy1 January 13, 2014
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A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
A bat-fap is where you hang from the ceiling by your feet like a bat and proceed to flap your wings like a bat with screeching getting louder when closing in on a climax. Use your keen sonar abilities to aim your bat load onto the hoards of unsuspecting children below.
Batman mask and crotchless pants optional but highly recommended
"Hey man, have a fap last night?"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
"Yea boss I had a bat-fap"
"Yea i heard you going to town, better of worn your mask"
"Amen to that. You think I'm some sort of boner boy"
"That reminds me my uncle achieved the most brutal bat-fap yesterday, got little jimmy right on the nose"
by Predominate June 10, 2015
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by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015
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Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016
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Man, did you see those pics of the Kardashians? *Leg faps*
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
(Friend shakes head repeatedly, because he knows his friend didn't actually see any pics)
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