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revolutions

something that is good until the ending then u think "wtf?" and sometimes "they should have stopped at one"
The sex was revolutions, i loved it until it ended
by Anonymous November 5, 2003
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Revolution 9

Revolution 9 (Originally named Revelations 9) was coded message on how to summon demons. Found by famous member and co-founder of the satanist sect the BEATLES (Beasts of Eternity, Arise To our Loud Enjoin. Satan!) John Lennon in the Lesser Key of Solomon and. John first used this songs power to summon a powerful Succubus named יוקו אונו, ילדו של לוציפר ומשמיד את כל מה שטוב (Real Name is untranslatable so she was just called Yoko Ono).

John, Yoko and fellow cultist George Harrison created a perfect english version of the song to transform the world into a living hell. However before they could release it all three got very high and messed with the audio. The next day they found their translation missing.

The BEATLES went on a Magical Mystery Tour to find their missing song but it was to no avail. While the BEATLES disbanded in 1970 after John and Yoko attempted to recruit more demons in the closest place to hell they could find (New York).

Legend has it that George and Ringo still search for the original Revolution 9 lyrics to this day
Person 1: Have you heard their making a new rendition of Revolution 9
Person 2: Don't you know that song's a satanic ritual in disguise
Person 1: What, no *secretly a satanist*
by Titanmaniac August 7, 2019
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The Revolution

A term of retaliation due to the unfair punishment of 5 students attending Kemps Landing Magnet School in the 2002-2003 school year. Cory, Caleb, Peirce, Alex, and Peter were sentenced to several weeks of a punishment which involved eating lunch during our "focus" time and serving detention with Mrs. Bowers afterwards. This part of the punishment came only after months at an assigned table. The Revolution is to symbolize the uprising of the five against "The Gilbert". They demanded a gifted faculty, and several others.
Student 1: Hey Gilbert, The Revolution is upon us.

Gilbert: Ok, sure.

Student 2: We shall see, we shall see.
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Dance Dance Revolution

A game that, while it can be fun, isn't actually dancing, most real dancers can't play it worth crap as it doesn't hit the beat. Also the songs you get in arcades will never be the ones you get at home, unless you are a DDR maniac, who owns all the game versions.
by Isisdancer April 9, 2006
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Evolutionist

A group of people who excell at trash talking religions, trolling yahoo answers, and using "science" to back up their theories that are taken from Discovery channel and that are changed every other day.

Some notable evolutionists were: Charles Darwin (who denounced his belief in it), Steven Hawking (he helps change it every other week with space-time theories), and a small percentage of public school teachers who actually believe the textbook is the truth.
Creationist: I believe God made the world.

Evolutionist: IGNORANT!!!! IT'S OBVIOUS YOU ARE JUST IGNORANT TO THE FACTS!

Creationist: The facts are?

Evolutionist: RABBIT EMBRYOS AND HUMAN EMBRYOS LOOK ALIKE SO THERE!

Creationist: So, because things look alike, that means they are related to each other and one evolved from another?

Evolutionist: Hold up, just got word the theories been changed, the monkeys turned into fish first, so that means the rabbits are.....

Creationist: Yup. Total proof.
by adud3withabrain October 22, 2011
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viva la revolution

Long live the Revolution! This is sometimes used in reference to Nintendo's next console, the Nintendo Revolution.
The new controller is motion sensitive! Viva la Revolution!
by thetictacaddict September 18, 2005
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evolutionarily

Adverb: 1. Pertaining to evolutionary functions as they apply to stupid behaviour. The death of an individual in the pursuit of a particularly stupid stunt or activity, thereby eradicating their stupid genes from the human gene pool (especially if the individual has not yet bred) - cf survival of the fittest; genetic adaptation.
It is in the interests of the survival of humans as a whole that such people die in the pursuit of these actions, as otherwise they may reproduce and therefore pass on these stupid genes to their offspring.
2. Adaptation; changes occurring across an entire species as it adapts to its environment.
'Hopefully the dumb Australian explorers Burke and Wills did not breed prior to dying evolutionarily. It would not be in the Darwinian interests of the species for such idiots to have children.'
'It was only a matter of time before Steve Irwin died evolutionarily. Unfortunately he left sprogs behind - hopefully they will not be as dumb as he was.'
'Evolutionarily speaking wisdom teeth, beards and male nipples should have disappeared by now since they are completely useless these days.'
by LouLou333 April 7, 2010
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