The world may never know

An answer to absolutely every question not fulfilling the persons original questions.

Girl: “How old are you?”

You: “The world may never know.”

Girl: “Bruh.”

by Papa Smoke January 13, 2022

never actually sent astronauts

NASA
NEVER ACTUALLY SENT ASTRONAUTS

Everybody know that NASA means never actually sent ASTRONAUTS

by Hard Core Truth May 27, 2019

I'm never drinking again

I say this every time I suffer a hangover or regret some things I did/said the night before, but when I say this I'm a fuckin' liar lol.

Person 1: I'm never drinking again
Person 2: Famous last words
Person 1: No, honest! This is the worst hangover I have ever suffered and apparently I had some gay sex with another man and I'm straight
Person 2: I know what will cure your hangover!
Person 1: And what's that?
Person 2: Another beer
Person 1: Has PTSD over seeing the beer in his hand

by UltimateDoge August 5, 2022

Always Asleep Never Dead

A fantasy band made up of Andy Biersack, Vikki Swink, Matt Good, and Vanessa James.
Andy is from Black Veil Brides and has done side projects like Average Joe and the Chance & Andy show.
Vikki is from soEmo.uk.co, is a Gore Site Model in training, and has competed in one NAM.

Matt Good is from Kit Fysto, with past bands Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows and From First to Last.
Vanessa James is the owner of Sugarfix Clothing, appearing in a wide range of music videos and Transformers 2.

Jake: Always Asleep Never Dead can never be a real band because of the contract Matt Good had to sign when he was in D.R.U.G.S.
Melissa: I know.. sucks for them!

Jake: It's all Craig Owens fault

by laurenliveslife September 26, 2013

Never Ending Rasta Bowl

A delicious, freshly-packed bowl that, once lit, is smoked from start to finish without ever needing to be re-lit.

She was so blazed from that Never Ending Rasta Bowl that she finished the never-ending pasta bowl!

by Zakary Stephanik November 16, 2018

I NEVER MISS

A phrase that was created by that god awful film Daredevil,
however this has now been a source of amusement for 10's of people all over the world.
Can also be used for other actions... not neccessarily missing.. i.e (I NEVER READ CALL NOTES!)

Jamie: Jim there must be something that you will never ever do?
Jim: There is one thing... but I don't know if I should let you.
Jamie: What is it?
Jim: I... I... I NEVER MISS!

by James Alcock December 31, 2012

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009