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internet naked

(verb) being nude or scandalous in a photo or video that is posted online for everyone to see.

(adj) openly nude or skanky in front of a large number of people without care.
"Well, I'll get take off my shirt but no cameras, I don't quite feel like getting internet naked tonight."

"God, that slut is totally getting internet naked right now."
by OnTheRoxRox September 1, 2012
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Aya Nakamura

Literally the best French female artist and she's so pretty
You know who sing 'Oh djadjaa'?
Yessir It's Aya Nakamura
by Chesley Mkd September 2, 2021
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ass naked

Being entirely without clothes and completely in the nude.
"I have to go take a shower. Wanna see me ass naked?"
-Garry
by Jonathan March 6, 2005
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a segment of lyrics from justin timberlakes song, "rock your body." the famous last words said before ripping off janet jacksons boob cover at the superbowl
In rock ur body, one lyric is, "gonna have u naked by the end of this song"
by amanda February 2, 2004
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naked leap frog

1. Gay guy who can not jump over their other gay friend when playing leap frog naked.
2. Playing a childhood game where you jump over a friend but naked.
3. Gay guys having sex
Garner and Scott played naked leap frog last night.
by Opadu April 10, 2008
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happy half-naked time

1. To become very close to intercourse, but not achieve the desired result.
2. To believe that you are going to get lucky, and wind up with your dick in your hand at the end of the night.
Jimmy thought that he was going to get lucky with Isabelle, but it turned out to only be 'happy half-naked time'... poor guy.
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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I sleep naked

Literally the worst fan fiction ever about Larry Stylinson. It romanticises aspergers and borderline personality disorder which are serious conditions, like dude, just say you’re stupid and go.
Person A: Have you read I sleep naked, it’s one of my favourites!

Person B: NOOO!! If you need fanfic recommendations you could've just said so, but I sleep naked is NOT IT. It romanticises mental illnesses.

Person A: what should I read then?

Person B: well, young and beautiful by velvetoscar, escapade by dolce_piccante, unbelievers by isthatyoularry, tired tired sea by mediawhore, and tonnes more.
by anonymous May 18, 2021
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