Nut Fatigue

When you feel tired after busting a nut.

Guy1: Why didn't Guy3 show up?
Guy2: He said he's feeling tired, so he's not coming.
Guy1: He always masturbates before we go out, he's probably having Nut Fatigue.

by Kapeet May 7, 2019

Nut Recharge

When one male places the head of his erect penis against the head of another erect males penis so they're urethras are lined up with each other and one of the males ejaculates into the other males urethra recharging the other males nut.

my boy joey came in clutch and gave me a nut recharge before my girl came over

by I am Kerm July 24, 2019

Nut Custard

Male ejaculate, jizz.

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019

Nut Flu

Any condition that directly impacts the overall health and well-being of ones testicles. Symptoms include sensation of severe blue balls but it’s most likely fatal.

No homo bro, but did you hear about my homie’s balls?

Yeah, he got the Nut Flu.

by Professor Nuts October 21, 2019

Nut-Up Dick Pic

A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.

Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!

by Hahaballs February 13, 2021

Nut Jumbler

A particularly perplexing and confusing circumstance. A situation that boggles the mind. A "head-scratcher", often unexpected; an odd occurrence suddenly made apparent.

Chuckford: "I was getting ready to take it home with that girl from the bar, when she slung a rod out of her britches bigger than mine!"

Rastafarian Billy: "What a nut jumbler! I can easily see how that would perplex anyone in a similar scenario!"

Chuckford: "Word. What a way to spend a Tuesday."

by Defin-ite July 15, 2022

Nut Gag

Choking on a males sperm bank during sloppy top
Used to get over a frustration or fight

This girl is great at nut gagging
My homework last night was a nut gag

by Ohhh daddy chill September 6, 2022