myselfsexual

Narcissism

Im coming out of the closet as myselfsexual
Jessica, that's just narcissism

by bloodythongz October 11, 2021

Myslef

The miss-spelling if “myself”

Mae: Exsqueeze me.
Justin: pardon myslef

by Bigtiddymuncher December 30, 2019

myseld

when a person or persons, violently shits in their pants to the point of witch the sock or socks becomes soaked in poop matter.(origin): the Jewish prefix myles and the Meraco term shitty,

Those enchiladas were so good I literally MYSELDS my pants and need to burn them.

by random4653 August 24, 2020

Meself

The only way Jake can refer to himself

Jake: “it’s just how I express meself”

by Fuckedupconnected September 16, 2021

grope my self

having to to take a leak relive one self

bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll

by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010

Peshed meself loofin

When you're spiritually inclined by some 18 year old in the 70's to f*ck his loofa in the shower.

True story:

I Peshed meself loofin. Scottish; or south-west eruoasian?

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I'd rather eat a dried dead sea cucumber born in corn fronds.

by dcaf!WaLL May 16, 2023

I can see my self in your bed

a phrase you can use when you see hot person you want to have sex with or just want to cuddle and/or watch a movie with

example 1
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?
Girl - we can see a movie if you want to?

example 2
Girl - I can see my self in your bed
Boy - yeah? In what way?

Girl - wanna fuck?

by Heyyyygirl123456789 July 9, 2019