mattress smacker

Either anal or straight sex, while the bottom party is really enjoying it.

Last night, I boned my girlfriend really hard for the very first time and she’s such a mattress smacker!

by bbwologist April 26, 2006

Mattress Queen

Term used to describe an individual that receives money or other tangible assets in exchange for sexual favors.

Occupation: Domestic Goddess, Secretary, Assistant,Mattress Queen

by tomsw December 28, 2007

Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

Mutterlicious

describing one that makes the girls go loco (crazy)

That guys is mutterlicious, his body stays vicious, he's up in the gym just working on his fitness... he puts your girl on rock rock, they be lining down the block just to watch what he's got

by Dairien December 17, 2006

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

Multra

Michelob + Ultra = Multra

Background: Many pubs and massive amounts of the product.

BARTENDER! GIVE ME ANOTHER MULTRA!

Honey, would you go get me a 6 pack of Multra.

by Chris Yandall December 22, 2004

Mutted

To be punked without doing anything about it - origins of the word comes from San Francisco California

Aye Richard step of the court you weak *Richard steps off court * Awwww Richard You Just Got Mutted For Yo Spot

by illmatic flow June 11, 2013