mange merde

right wing loonie paederast; pseudointellectual boner of young bois

That mage merde sure is a homotron, huh

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

mangaltastic converter

machine which one converts their penis from its regular shape, into that of one of an animal or celebrity e.g. a cock shaped as david beckhams face

His cock looks mangaltastic!

by johnny mfh November 26, 2003

mang cao

1. A term used to imitate the languages spoken of East Asia (Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc.)
2. A term you can say to your buddies that can basically mean anything, but usually means either 'whatever' or 'sweet'

1. "So I heard this Chinese guy talking on his phone and watching his widescreen TV (think about the eyes) and he was saying 'blah blah blah mang cao mang cao mang cao.'"

2. Speaker 1:"Dude, you know those TPS reports are due tomorrow right? Aren't you worried?"
Speaker 2: "Oh mang cao mang cao"

by wrastlinman January 18, 2009

Mangasm

When a man has an orgasm over manly things such as food, cars, tools, sports, etc.

Dude that car gives me a total mangasm.
Or
Bro this burrito is a mangasm in a tortilla.

by tyroneshoelaces22 November 20, 2009

Mang

Spanglish for the word "man"; apparent in Cali and all places where large groups of Mexican immigrants learn English as a second language.

Mang! Tito, mang! You forget jur wallet, esey!

by P. Dirty August 8, 2011

mang

a word that means whatever you want it to mean, but more often than not, it means something sexual.

girl: *points* she wants to mang you.
boy: oh yeah, im in.
person 1: so, what do you want to do?
person 2: *shrugs* just mang around...

by tilly :D September 26, 2007

mangaroo

A collective noun that refers to the male genitalia. It is derived from the combination of the words "man" and "kangaroo" since male genitalia, like a kangaroo, has a pouch (see "scrotum").

History: Use of the word began in Tempe, AZ in 2008 where it quickly spread to southern California.

It's hot out today; my mangaroo is getting swampy!

Argh! He kicked me right in the mangaroo!

by C. S. S. H. May 16, 2008