Mop my slop

A term used to describe oral sex.

I cannot wait for Susan to mop my slop this weekend.

She gave a great mopping the other night, I busted in her face.

by mdfizzle March 12, 2009

Mop N Glow

A girl with orange skin (due to a fake tan) who wears Uggs and North Face jackets.

"That Mop N Glow thinks shes so hot"

by Doesntmatteratall March 30, 2009

Mop those buns

To Fuck A Bitch For A Long Period Of Time.

I wanna fuck Sarah, im going to mop those buns.

by TWIGZ1 November 28, 2011

pop n mop

when you penetrate a virgin and you have to mop up the mess

Man that chick was the biggest pop n mop ever

Im taking your sister up to my room for a pop and mop

by Ged Man October 20, 2008

michigan mop job

1. A blowjob from someone with a mustache who subsequently swallows the ejaculate.
2. When a mustachioed person ejaculates on someone and then eats the cum off.

I'm the only one who's willing to give you a Michigan mop job.

by yrmenlaf January 2, 2009

mopping the floor

Doin' it, or masterbating.

Did you hear Ron last night? He must have been mopping the floor.

by cshp_pm May 15, 2019

mop with the kids

An expression often exclaimed while tagging a chick as you secretly video-tape the event. A phrase used to test the limits of dirty-talk during sex.

When I screamed out "Mop with the kids!" she called me a freak yet kept on riding my cock.

by Jay January 7, 2005