molestassage

The act of being inappropriately brushed (unsoliticited) with genitalia while getting a massage.

Cassandra bought a massage on Groupon but instead received a molestassage when she went to use it.

by Nighquest September 12, 2013

molest-stache

The act of having a mustache that makes the owner look like a child molester.

Whoa dude, you really need to shave that molest-stache!

by ROGGDOGG87 March 20, 2016

Mousetard

A very stupid way of saying mustard. Usually said sarcastically to your dumb friend.

"Hey Joe, you dumbass, pass the mousetard"

by Otsego69 June 5, 2016

mousetrap sex

When you pull a mouse trap off your foot and it hurts but it's so hilarious it's good. Can only happen in dramatic Korean life.

Me and my boyfriend had mousetrap sex last night, it was hilarious!

by DoctorCarrot July 29, 2017

Molestach

The Creepy, either pencil thing or bushy, unkept mustache that all molesters have.

Good lord that guy has a Molestach

by Sidewalk_Enforcer December 11, 2017

mousetis

a grumpy woman usually white

Mousetis is a real bitch

by Alyson Butts May 8, 2018

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018