Mateo

A sexy beast that gets all the mexican bitches

Who is that hunk?
Thats just mateo

by Yungboiiiiii12345 April 13, 2018

Girlfriend Material

1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.

Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material”
Female:”Totally!”

by Elaine’s Abyss Flower January 28, 2021

materialista

A person who fiercly if not overaly protects his/her right to be a materialist with little or no regard for the effects of their spending habits.

Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft, with his large appetite for big ticket purchases like yachts, cars, and more, would be a great example of a materialista.

by johnjohnjohn October 23, 2007

Matenis

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:
"Did you hear that!?!?"
"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

by BeerCity24 December 9, 2008

mateable

If a person is mateable then they are aesthetically pleasing and biologically acceptable to be a mate and/ or they are as sexy as Kieran Milne

Girl: he is so mateable cause he's sexy

by Kiv October 20, 2013

Mateo Monster

"Mateo is a usually mild-mannered creature who, when supplied with an adequate amount of guac, is very calm and easy to talk to.

If Mateo does not have his guac, he turns into the Mateo Monster.

The Mateo Monster will stop at nothing to get his guacamole.

When confronted by the Mateo Monster, you have two options:

1. Give him guac

2. Run like hell

Mateo is not himself someone pls make him some guac before he transforms once again to the Mateo monster

by Adrienne yo December 23, 2016

mateausz

Mateausz is a common polish name. He is quite a loner but when he finds a friend, he’s very loyal. Even though he is loyal he’s still very bitchy toward other people.

“Uh oh... he’s turning into Mateausz!”

by UrbanFlower January 11, 2018