moan deaf

(Play on tone deaf)

When someone believes their sexual moan is more acoustically arousing than actually is.

She thought her screams were getting me horned up but she sounded like dory talking to a whale, bitch must be moan deaf.

by Candyplan December 26, 2016

Momney

A woman that has her own money and don't ask people for handouts take care of her own someone that is classy with a sprinkle of sassy and has a zaddy.

I am proud to have kiki as my momney

by BLOCKA January 16, 2017

Momang

Momang is the present or incredibly near future and is used to indicate urgency

Man, give me a cheese, do it on the momang.

by SkeppsRåtta September 4, 2017

momniac

Super mum who makes other mum's jealous as she juggles her balls seeming effortlessly. some mums hate her, some wanna be her and some feel both ways

You were spotted jogging like a momniac in the early hours of this morning.

by Kykiedosis September 19, 2017

moanboarding

When someone moans at you so much it simulates suffocation.

Shawn: And then this happened.

Ly: My God, I can’t breathe, dude, with you moanboarding me!

by Claude Triste November 22, 2017

moancraft

A version of Minecraft that is a porno on the deeeeeeep web

did you see moancraft yesterday it was fapworthy

by piplup99xx May 6, 2018

momnip

When a mom is drawn to a younger guy in a way that she really wants her daughter to go out with him. Akin to catnip but for mothers.

That guy really gets along with her mother; he's definite momnip.

by andamovie March 1, 2018