mista-meaner

meaning sexual fustration, not getting enough sex, (bule balls) hard up, is a mista -meaner: do to the more SEX you miss the meaner you get

LinZ:dam women Ive got blue balls

women: well you aint gettin any until your treat me better
LinZ: dont you now sex is a mistermeaner,I can't change until you give me some
woman: what do you mean ? MISTA-MEANER
LinZ: dont't you know the more SEX you MISS the MEANER you get

by The Randyman January 19, 2010

Mistake

Your Life.

UR LIFE IS A MISTAKE CUNT

by XXXXXXX_billy_XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX January 18, 2017

mistakeversary

the wedding anniversary of an unhappily married couple

Today is our mistakeversary...4 years of misery!

by Mawee October 18, 2008

Mistletoe Monday

The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.

Joe-

"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"

John-

"It's beiber huntin' time!"

by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011

mistletoing

Particularly Of Ladies, Mistletoing Is A Situation When One Kisses Vigorously For A Long Time And Doesn't Result In A Sexual Intercourse, Leaving The Person Disappointed.

"On My Second Night Out With Marias, I Was So Looking Forward For Sex But She Didn't Wanted Anything More Than Mistletoing! Damn!!"

The Ladies Universal Rule Of Mistletoing Is That They Don't Get To Have Sex With The Guy They Really Want To Impress On The First 3 Dates

On New Years Eve, Am Gonna Be Mistletoing With My Girl Till The Rising Of The Sun.

Come On Man, Can't Be Mistletoing Without Ending Up With Sex, Dont Wanna Catch Any Blue Balls.

by weMasconi December 19, 2011

mistash

mistash is "my stash" of stuff. Also, a funny way to refer to a mustache.

I just stashed all my shit on www.mistash.com, where's your stash? Oh, and btw... nice mustache.

by a magical unicorn May 27, 2012

Mistake

A person that spends all day play PS4 and eating Ramen noodles.

"Pack is such a mistake." -Dod

by Krypton Dude June 17, 2018