microoowave

A lazy Bri'ish guy who is diagnosed with Ligma that makes Deez Nuts Jokes on every Sentence he hears

Hey Microoowave, i have Covid bro

Microoowave: I have Deez Nuts on your chin

by xxGrieferJezuzLover42069xx February 14, 2022

Microsoft Word

type word funny

i press button, letter come up on screen. microsoft word is best program on computer.

by korona mannen April 8, 2022

microsoft

when a dude's dick is micro and soft

i don't like kevin, he got that microsoft dick, you'd need a magnifying glass

by 2238750576 May 11, 2022

microsoft meme

what lol

microsoft meme is the best way to meme yourself

by gamernice500001 May 21, 2022

Microsoft Manoeuvre

Plug it out and plug it back in again

"It's not working"
Have you tried the Microsoft Manoeuvre?

by Manadar June 7, 2022

Microgreens

When somebody's pubes don't grow long

(In locker room)

Wow Jason, you have some microgreens

Man fuck you!

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

Micromomage

A mom with overbearing but well intentioned actions.

Mom is trying to organize all of my school affairs and is starting to micromomage me.

by Therealhomerjay October 30, 2022