Microgreens

When somebody's pubes don't grow long

(In locker room)

Wow Jason, you have some microgreens

Man fuck you!

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

micropretension

A statement that conveys an indirect, subtle, or unintentional affectation that is superfluous or irrelevant to the context of a conversation.

Person 1: "Did you watch that show?"
Person 2: "I don't have a TV."

Person 1: "Are you hungry?"
Person 2: "I'm a vegan."

They were subject to many acts of micropretension at the vegan restaurant.

by n0ta February 8, 2017