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maths

a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 9, 2004
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maths

Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on
"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"
by Mark-o March 25, 2008
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Someone who parties, does alot of dope and fuck alot of dudes, a thief and if she has kids she's normally a shitty mom...chooses dick over her kids..she dirty
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A potent synthetic narcotic drug that is less addictive than morphine or heroin and is used as a substitute for these drugs in addiction treatment programs.
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That person, guy or girl, that comes over uninvited at 8am, smokes all your shit all day long with you finally leaving at 3am the next day, only hungry for the next innocent victim. These savage beasts can not be tamed. No amount of shit in the world quells their hunger. They can smoke a quarter ounce straight and still want more.
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