Fat Meat

A phallus of considerable magnitude

"See that kid over there? I heard he has a fat meat."

by Dr. Johnson Pinkberry March 2, 2010

work meat

A co-worker with whom you share a mutual, unspoken, and largely emotional attraction. There’s usually a heavy dose of sexual tension involved.

Person 1- Why does Marsha always sit beside Ethan in meetings?

Person 2- Oh girl please, she’s his work meat. Bitch bakes him cookies and shit.

by Siberian Tranny Orchestra December 23, 2018

bucket of rhino meat

What a host offers a guest if previous offers of food are declined.

Would you like a sandwich?

"No."

How about some soup?

"No."

We have some left over steak....

"No thanks."

Ok, how about a bucket of rhino meat?

by studium January 25, 2010

stuck to the meat

This occurs when you yank out a tampon that is still relatively un-used. As you take the tampon out, the dry, un-used cotton sticks to the sides of your vaginawall, known as the "wall meat". So you are tugging on your wall meat a little as you take it out.

It's a seriously yuck-o feeling, and all you gentlemen out there are lucky you don't have to feel it.

My tampon didn't go in straight, and now I have to pull it out; let's hope it's not stuck to the meat too badly.

by cindy_lolz July 24, 2012

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018

Is fat meat greasy

1) statement normally made when someone’s behavior will force them to learn “The hard way”.
2)to express the truth in your statement.

1) Frank: Reggie stay away from the pool halls down town they are known to hustle people.
Reggie: I can’t lose I’m Reggie.
Frank: Ugh. You just don’t believe fat meat is greasy.

2) Frank: You just missed Justin’s mom she is looking thick.
Derrick: She looking like that?
Frank: Is fat meat greasy

by Galehart Popwell December 24, 2020

Meat Marinated

Getting your dick sucked, or wet.

Mike got his meat marinated this weekend by Stephanie.

by The Bry Man January 27, 2010