Mayonaise

You think this isn't milk, it basically is. Rawr XD.

Put some mayonaise on that sandwich.
Mayonaise: That weird shit

by Mayonaise God February 11, 2018

mayson

me and Grayson dolans ship name. cause , why not

Mayson should totally date.

by dolan time June 3, 2019

Mayonnaise

NOT an instrument. (English)
NO es un instrumento. (Spanish)
PAS un instrument. (French)
KEIN Instrument. (German)
不是乐器. (Chinese)
НЕ инструмент. (Russian)
楽器ではありません (Japanese)
악기가 아닙니다. (Korean)
HINDI isang instrumento. (Filipino)
NÃO é um instrumento. (Portuguese)
NÍ ionstraim. (Irish)
साधन नहीं। (Hindi)
לא מכשיר. (Hebrew)
Non instrumentum. (Latin) also RIP Unus Annus #mementomori

Patrick: Is Mayonnaise an instrument?
Squidward: No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Patrick: *does N@zi salute* I MEAN- *raises hand*
Squidward: Horse radish is not an instrument either.

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 21, 2020

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

Mayonnaise Thrust

When you cum inside her and keep on pumping, hence thrusting the Mayo.

I Gave My wife the Mayonnaise Thrust after cumming prematurely last night.

by Slumin May 24, 2023

Mayonnaise

A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.

This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.

by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023

spicy mayonnaise

When you come in her mouth but you have an std.

Yesterday tyler gave me a taste of some spicy mayonnaise. 😜

by Crack feen August 29, 2022