6 definitions by I Eat Afghans
If you are biseuxual a cocktail man will proceed to traumatise you and turn you straight. He is also genetically blessed and mostly known as batman and one of the Romanian endgame bosses in Romania Simulator. He may be stealing shit but he also steals hearts and your virginity.
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
Doboz: I'd love landdoger to crush my head between her thighs!!!!11!1! :3333
Landdoger: Sure kitty boyslut
Landdoger: Sure kitty boyslut
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
A cleopatra kebab who came on his chicken as seasoning, it's definitely not mustard and yoghurt you gross fuck that tastes like shit.
Chicken Recipe:
1 ounce of semen
500 pounds of chicken breast
1 1/2 cup flour
1 spoonful curry powder
1 spoonful paprika powder
1 teaspoon chopped parsley
*optional* gross ass mustard and yoghurt if u want to be a lying Kevep
1 ounce of semen
500 pounds of chicken breast
1 1/2 cup flour
1 spoonful curry powder
1 spoonful paprika powder
1 teaspoon chopped parsley
*optional* gross ass mustard and yoghurt if u want to be a lying Kevep
by I Eat Afghans August 9, 2023
A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.
This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.
by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023
An Average Polish discord femboy who secretly loves oily white men with big cocks and a Landdoger. He has an attention span of a Yorkshire dog and his voice is higher pitched than an average woman's voice
Person 1: Sex with 10 white men
Person 2: Shut up youre such a Doboz
Person 1: I love a Landdoger with big thighs and can dominate me because shes German and part Landmine.
Person 3: What a horny Doboz
Person 2: Shut up youre such a Doboz
Person 1: I love a Landdoger with big thighs and can dominate me because shes German and part Landmine.
Person 3: What a horny Doboz
by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023
A Victooor is a person named Victor who loves men and women especially femboys tied up in bondage equipment so they can be fucked tightly and securely. This nigga may also have a 14 centimeter schlong as he told everyone about his size with no shame at all for some fucking reason. He is also always obliged to take the role as a group subject
Person 1 (Femboy): Hiiii OwO *nuzzles you* I actually have a 1mm defeatew undew me and I am nOwOt a giwl!11!1 :3
Person 2: I’m going to pick you up around my waist and put my dick in your wet tight pussy and fuck you so hard. I look at your pink pussy so wet and dripping with juices onto my bed. So I lean down and I put my lips on your clit and start sucking it while I squeeze your legs then I start rubbing your clit while I move down to the hole of your pussy you feel as the wetness comes off of my tongue. It feels so good to you that you squirt so much. You say sorry but I say don’t say that. I say Thank you then I spread your pussy lips apart with my fingers and stick my juice covered tongue deep inside you. I roll my tongue around inside you licking your pussy walls tasting you. Then you tell me you’re cumming and I say it’s okay. I keep my tongue inside you while you cum and I eat your cum while it shoots out of you into my mouth. I take my tongue out of you and lick up and down on your pussy. And you cum even more then I move up to you and I stick my dick deep inside you while I squeeze your breasts together and sucking on your nipples. And you moan so beautifully while I thrust deep inside you. And I keep fucking You harder and faster with every thrust I get closer and we get closer to cumming together. My warm cum shoots up inside you and yours mixes with mine as we cum together the cum spills out of your bright pink pussy.
person 3: This nigga is such a Victooor
Person 2: I’m going to pick you up around my waist and put my dick in your wet tight pussy and fuck you so hard. I look at your pink pussy so wet and dripping with juices onto my bed. So I lean down and I put my lips on your clit and start sucking it while I squeeze your legs then I start rubbing your clit while I move down to the hole of your pussy you feel as the wetness comes off of my tongue. It feels so good to you that you squirt so much. You say sorry but I say don’t say that. I say Thank you then I spread your pussy lips apart with my fingers and stick my juice covered tongue deep inside you. I roll my tongue around inside you licking your pussy walls tasting you. Then you tell me you’re cumming and I say it’s okay. I keep my tongue inside you while you cum and I eat your cum while it shoots out of you into my mouth. I take my tongue out of you and lick up and down on your pussy. And you cum even more then I move up to you and I stick my dick deep inside you while I squeeze your breasts together and sucking on your nipples. And you moan so beautifully while I thrust deep inside you. And I keep fucking You harder and faster with every thrust I get closer and we get closer to cumming together. My warm cum shoots up inside you and yours mixes with mine as we cum together the cum spills out of your bright pink pussy.
person 3: This nigga is such a Victooor
by I Eat Afghans August 11, 2023