Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

MattyPatty

the name that Matpat of the game theorists chose for his name on Doki Doki literature club

Sayori: hi MattyPatty!

MattyPatty: *ugh Sayori again* hey Sayori

MattyPatty: ...

by WhatTheFridge May 5, 2018

mattafack

"As a matter of fact" - used by many Americans when they are speaking in a hurry.

"I was down da gubmint ofice, mattafack, it was only yestidee."

by Bob May 22, 2004

Maftydafty

He is a brilliant person with a very amazing skills and good at fortnite and a good Friend

Ha Maftydafty let’s play a few games WOW your so good

by Maftydafty May 15, 2020

martyr

1. One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.

A great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.


To inflict great pain on.

Accidently like a martyr -Warren Zevon

by Cliff Dickens May 2, 2004

Mattaes

A real cool guy who's name people dont have because its so awesome and rare.

WOW man your awseome is your name Mattaes??

by Mangaman400 September 7, 2012

matt jeevas

A character from the manga series and anime "Death Note". He is a relatively minor character but is extremely popular in the fandom because of how cool and attractive he is, and the fact that he seems pretty relatable. He assists Mello in his plans to catch Kira, and is also the third smartest child from Wammy's House, showing that the two are rather close. In fact, the MattxMello ship is one of the biggest ships in the entire death note fandom. In the anime he is depicted with goggles, brown-green hair and a red-striped shirt, but the whole fandom ignores those colors because before the anime came out, everyone thought he had red hair, and a black and white striped shirt in the manga. He also drives a pretty sick car and has a witty sense of humor, making him even more cool. Basically, he's hot and cool, and probably has a thing going on with Mello, so that's all you really need to know.

Who's the guy with the red car? Oh, that's Matt Jeevas.

Why is Matt Jeevas so popular? I mean, have you seen him?

by Orchard65 October 12, 2015