Braden Mathew Jaynes

He is the absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart.He is very very when I say very I mean he is very thiccc and he as a VERY BIG DUIGH and people love to have him as a friend

Braden Mathew Jaynes is such a good friend

by Pu$$y Bacon May 3, 2023

Pulling a Matheson special

When a family member or family friend constantly late to events that have been well planed for. To the point where everyone the person knows actively plans around said person lateness.

“I’m really sorry I’m late stone!”

“It’s fine Hex, I know you mom is a master at pulling a Matheson special.”
Or

I have ADHD of course I keep pulling a Matheson special.

by Hexed_into_next_year February 17, 2023

spaghetti level mathematics

Math so bad it actually violates geneva convention.

1: "Yo bro how did the exams go?"
2: "I did some spaghetti level mathematics. Now the NSA is after me. RUN!"

by MathGenevaConventionVIolator May 25, 2023

Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers

Eminem ( his artistic name ) , slim shady ( the name he gives to his "bad side" ) , marshal ( his real name ) is a rapper ( the best rapper ever )

"do u like Eminem , Slim shady , Marshall Bruce Mathers ?"

"NO"

"stfu"

by arealstan April 13, 2021

Hachie Machie

An unfathomable yearning for a mans penis, Common slang for A Peruvian male

Alex kept yelling Hachie Machie well reaching for my wang.

by Mike A W August 11, 2006

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011

Mathias

Pokimane's biggest simp

Mathias: I jerked off to pokimane yesterday!

by Naudar May 10, 2021