matchsturbating

When your striking a match that just wont light, but yet you keep trying to strike it.

Steve, quit matchsturbating and just take out a new match, obviously that one is a dud.

by Acdcmonkey April 29, 2009

machete

Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.

*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*

by P. Kaltenbach January 16, 2008

Mach 5

A badass racecar that Speed Racer drove. known to whoop anyones ass except X's racecar.

OH SHI- there went the mach 5!

by The Insane Hobo May 14, 2008

Machae

A kind and family loving person. Enjoys time with friends. Very supportive and understanding.

Machae love her family with all her heart.

by MMC91 February 23, 2019

Matching

When 2 people bring the same amount of marijuana together and smoke it together (equal amounts only and less than other person and your a bitch)

“ hey bro you trying to match “ “ we”re going to be matching later want to join? “

by The booty snatcher July 20, 2020

Rusty Machete

After having anal sex, one takes their penis and strikes their sexual partner forcefully across the neck simulating the motion of a machete.

After so-so and so-so had anal sex with that girl he met at the bar, he gave her the old rusty machete.

by E from Entourage March 11, 2009

Matching Pfp

A matching profile is often used by e-couples or by pushy friends. It can be (and often is) cringy and/or annoying to other users. These users also usually have (if they're dating) their status/mood as "taken by generic person." And if they're on the younger side, most are 14-17 and i mean the 13 year olds, they either bitch or talk about their S/O.

e-dater: omg this matching pfp with my e-boyfriend so cutee </3

human: oh my god shut the fuck up no one cares. your relationship wont work out god damn.

by entricide January 22, 2021