cereal marathon

A cereal marathon is when you keep refilling your bowl of cereal while not refilling the milk. Being careful to strain out the milk before each bite so you can keep going as long as you can.

Guy 1: "Dude I've had like 5 bowls of cereal and I've only filled the milk once."

Guy 2: "that's great man...so can you come out to the bar for my birthday party?"
Guy 1: "No sorry I can't. I'm doing a cereal marathon tonight, gotta keep this baby going"

by rterrana691 April 11, 2014

Dirty Marit

Iets heel raars

There's no way I'll do the Dirty Marit again. Last time was way too weird.

by WierdGhostWasHere April 18, 2020

pussy marathoner

A female who moves incredibly slow while dating and treats her pussy like It’s a prize at the end of a marathon. Often only wanting to go out once a week for weeks at a time and no signs or expectations of sex.

Hey Carl, you still talking to that Jenna girl?
Naw man, I had to cut her loose. She was a pussy marathoner & I'm not running.

by 2LunchTommy September 6, 2020

Planet Marathi

The OTT, who is also your BFF.

Known to take you on a thrilling ride, send chills down your spine, and make you laugh too.

Your mitra who will keep you company anytime, anywhere. Shambar Takke.

Non Stop Entertainment the whole year,
Only on Planet Marathi OTT.

by PM OTT November 25, 2021

marping

When someone is performing oral sex (on a penis) and air is trapped within the mouth and is forced out to create a vulgar sound; much like a queef .

Dude this one girl gave me head last night and totally marped

HHAHAHAHAH SHE TOTALLY JUST GAVE OUT A BIG MARP

Oh man, I am so embarrassed that I kept marping on him ...

by zoho April 28, 2009

marathon plowing

When you are plowing a chick, and your fallic stick is so long, that you basically have to run towards her to penetrate in, and run backwards to retrieve your fallic stick, and repeat, so the plowing is like a marathon.

Dude, I was so long that I had to engage in marathon plowing.

by Richalex May 11, 2006

marota

a kid with such a crooked dick that he could fuck around a corner

"that bitch took my marota, until she bled"

by palmer April 23, 2004