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frequent fapper miles

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.
by mccaro June 4, 2012
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dirty miles

pov: you and shrek are in the middle of a good time ;) and he says he needs to poop. you smile excitedly and open your mouth to prepare. he sits over you as you beg him to go until he finally takes a phat shit in your mouth. you moan in pleasure.

(psa: my name is miles so i’m calling myself out here)
shrek was just feeding his dirty miles.
by shrekdaddy555 April 14, 2020
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100 miles of bad road

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!
person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!
by horsefly October 10, 2005
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Thirty miles

In poker, three of a kind, tens. Also known as Flint to Saginaw, as the distances between those two cities is 30 miles.
Thirty miles no good! I've got aces full!
by Tallman February 5, 2005
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581 miles

581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.
Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.

Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.

Girl: That's not bad, stalker.

Boy: You have 406 friends.

Girl: That's a little stalkerish
by stalkedbytommy August 3, 2010
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booty miles

Unit of measurement when counting sex as a workout.
"I didn't feel like getting up for my run today, so I stayed in bed and I logged some booty miles..."
by sammieH99 September 4, 2013
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420 Miles Per Hour

When you're blazed as fuck and you only do things at your own speed.
"sorry i'm late bro, i had a joint before I left, now i'm going at 420 miles per hour"
by isitallovermyface March 3, 2017
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