stalkedbytommy's definitions
581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.
Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.
Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.
Girl: That's not bad, stalker.
Boy: You have 406 friends.
Girl: That's a little stalkerish
Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.
Girl: That's not bad, stalker.
Boy: You have 406 friends.
Girl: That's a little stalkerish
by stalkedbytommy August 3, 2010
Get the 581 milesmug.