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581 miles is used to separate to left handed people that are the bestest friends ever. god put them far away to teach them a lesson but nether know what it is. it is also a the distance that they traveled to where they met each other and partied at 1am to 4:30. the 581 miles separate the boy ( stalker ) from the girl.
Girl: Dude we are 581 miles away.

Boy: I know its only 93 kilometers.

Girl: That's not bad, stalker.

Boy: You have 406 friends.

Girl: That's a little stalkerish
by stalkedbytommy August 02, 2010
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