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greese lightning

When a man cums in his hand and then style the girls hair to look like Greese lighting.
"Hey baby fancy a greese lightning "
"Sure"
by Mike cocklong November 27, 2016
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shik lightning

shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.
todays rain has shik lightning
by omg man steezy September 20, 2020
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Fat Lightning

Fat Lightning is the most supreme being in the universe by being the negative charge that creates everything that exists. Fat Lightning runs throughout the universe interacting with positive charges.
by Fatlightning January 2, 2021
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Crease Lightning

When you are wearing a shirt with bulk creases but you don't care because you are an OG who has zero care for social norms, unless your girlfriend is coming over.
Person 1 - Honor is coming around, don’t you dare say anything about my shirt. I know its creased.

Moments later - Girlfriend arrives...

Girlfriend - "Hey what have you guys been doing?"

Person 2- "Not much, hanging on the couch with crease lightning over here"
by Buzz Kant November 18, 2025
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Leyton lightning

1: Insurance fraud committed by means of arson. Refers to a fire touched off by a putative lightning strike within the precincts of Leyton, a neighbourhood of east London with a reputation as a centre of urban deprivation. Perhaps coined by Linda Smith, English stand up comedienne.

2: Italian business insurance.
Egon Ronay: “Nobody ever went to that fine Italian restaurant on the high street because it was next door to a funeral home. I hear that last week the place burned down.”

Linda Smith: “Must have been a case of Leyton lightning.”
by 2x Talk August 25, 2010
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Lightning

a natural effect created by a number of things it is always cyan indigo or purple
yes it is always in the cyan to purple category never yellow never red it can look white but IT IS NEVER A WARM COLOR OR GREEN
idiot: there is an approaching storm, I heard there will be lightning.
normal person: will that lightning be blue purple or cyan?
idiot: yellow duh
normal person: that isn't how it works now will it be cyan, purple, or blue?
idiot: y u cappin
normal person: stop making the people that use similar phrases look bad...
*this time the lightning was blue*
idiot: holy Ʃ!T I'm colorblind
normal person: no I was telling the truth
idiot: damn bro you don't need to flex your iq
slightly toxic "🤓": akþually he could þay hiþ iq waðn't a negative number and it would be a flekþ against you að evident by the fact that you thought lightning wað yellow
normal person: *sigh* I mean you're not wrong but it's still annoying
slightly toxic "🤓": umm... akþually I waðn´t trying to be annoying I wað juþt þtating factþ
normal person: alright buddy
the person writing this definition: that's all and remember that lightning is always blue indigo cyan or purple and usually looks white
by Lightningiscyan July 2, 2023
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