Losers Need A Life Too

a group formed solely for the reason of bringing informative and humanitarian aid to the average loser. trademarked in 1991 by johnstownsteel, their works include Loser..Your Guide To Living and the ever popular Losing Isn't Everything.

all works distributed by the group can be purchased at...
Lumbee Indian
2020 Winners Way
Johnstown Pa 15939
or call...
1-808-lose-err
"Losers Need A Life Too"

by lumbee indian July 22, 2008

mountain lakers

a plenty of spoiled kids who think they are top over everything and bitchin at their parents to buy everything for them. they have no life outside cuz they all grew up together in the same town and prefer to not make friends with people from around new jersey. its exactly like the movie "village". rich kids dont have to get a job in life and expect to live off of daddys and mommys money. very sad but true.

Richard: "Did you graduate from mountain lakes?"
Jennifer: "Yes, do I know you?"
Richard:" C'mon, yes we used to hang out in high school and parties"
Jennifer: "Um... no? I only know mountain lakers"
Richard: " *SMH* Get a life, I feel sorry for you"

by Truth973 June 10, 2011

laserpen0r

pen0r means penis. laser refers too a light saber from the starwars movies. laserpen0r is often used by males of the animal species called gamers. it is used in fights to prove who is the strongest and will get the most atention from the very rare female species.

bow for the force of my laserpen0r n00b3h!

by blade112 April 24, 2006

laser butt

A butt that is so shiny with human sebaceous oils that it shines like the moon.

Dave: "Bra.. I scored on Trixie.. her butt was like--"
Todd: "laser butt?"
Dave: "Yeah it made my eyes burn!"

by J. Deik June 22, 2008

Laser

Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.

Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot

by MH Sigma March 22, 2011

Slate layers' nailbag

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.

"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"

by haliborange October 25, 2009

Lazers

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011