lazers 

mushrooms containing psilocybin

when i strap on the blue cardigan we can be neighbors, and do lazers!

lazers by alogz February 6, 2007

Lazers 

Improved version of regular lasers.

Dude 1: IMA FIRIN MA LAZERS!!!!!
Dude1:BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lazers by That Hobo that isn't a hobo April 25, 2011

Lazers 

Something that comes out of the back side of someones pants most normally caused by chilles or hot spicy food from taco bell also extreamly dangerous commonly found in modern day mexicans

Mexicans do this all the time with Lazers

Lazers by Sfdfd2 May 14, 2011

reinis lāzers 

One handsome motherfucker from Latvia.

hi Reinis Lāzers!
Have you heard of that one sexy boi named Reinis Lāzers?

reinis lāzers by Reinis Lāzers February 7, 2018

brain lazers 

the sensation one experiences following a huge bong rip. oft,en accompanied by a furrowing of the brow, clenching of the teeth, and complete debilitation.

HOLY FUCK. HUGE HIT. BRAIN LAZERS AHHHH

brain lazers by crimsmoke11 May 23, 2011

hand lazers 

A neurological disorder first encountered by 1950's actor Stephen Zukowski. He believes that he has the power to project lasers from his hands and fingers. He usually does this act in private.

Hey did you see Susan, he thought no one was watching and started doing hand lazers while watching pokemon!

or

Hey handy man stop with the hand lasers you're 33 years old!

hand lazers by Doctor Delicious July 21, 2010

white lazers 

the act of coming into ones mothers vagina

derrick shot his white lazers in attempt to satisfy his mother

white lazers by eat my white lazers September 4, 2010