Luke joke

A Luke joke is a joke that's so bad nobody but the person telling the joke laughs. A Luke joke is also usually followed by stares of disbelief at the joke-teller's complete lack of humor.

Person 1: "So you know what killed the dinosaurs?"

Person 2: "A Meteor?"

Person 1: "No. DinoSARS! (laughing uncontrollably)"

Person 2: "You're a retard. Stop telling Luke jokes."

by Burnt Renolds October 11, 2008

Luke

A total sweetheart of a guy, who makes his friends feel loved...most of the time. Overall one of the best guy friends a girl could ask for. Also occasionally very tall.

"Hey, who's that guy you're always texting?"
'His name is Luke, he's my best friend'
"With a name like that, I can see why"

by ShortOne May 5, 2013

luke okerman

a red neck wuss who thinks he is the best at everything but reallly isnt
kale robinson is better

god that bitch is such a luke okerman

by kale robinson January 11, 2008

Luke Kantor

An amazingly awesomely awesome Person

Luke Kantor is such a hoss

by hossdaddy3000 December 7, 2010

Luke

Luke is a very sexy mother fucker with a huge dick will make you more wet then The little mermaid and will test you like a princess

wow you are with Luke you lucky bitch

by papadadlol420 June 11, 2018

luke

this is someone who is crazy talented. he’s kind, caring, and hilarious!
he’s tough but has a sensitive side.

he’s often shy, and prefers having a few close friend over large groups.

girl 1: is that luke? he’s so sweet
girl 2: yeah i know right.

girl 1: okay gotta blast

girl 2: aight

by thisme May 21, 2018

Luke Sturch

An aspiring nonce and child toucher inspired by histories greatest nonces e.g. Jimmy S and Chris Hill

You did a Luke Sturch

by S2005a2005 January 9, 2020