Literally

A word that dipshit millenials (99% of the time a female) use to show emphasis. Almost always used incorrectly instead of the word figuratively. A dead giveaway that the person who uses the word is a mouth breathing degenerate who got a C in English class. These people often do not know the difference between "they're", "their", and "there".

Literally actually means exactly what is said.

Dumb millenial chick: omg last time we were their I literally died laughing

Smart dude: you mean figuratively, not literally. And it's "there", not "their"

Dumb millenial chick: ugh whatever

by [e-mail] November 2, 2016

Call me later

A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.

*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*

John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."

*John hangs up*

by Geddon November 9, 2009

literal

When something is for real, bruh.

"Yeah, it's literal, bruh, it's for real."

by Why do you wanna know my name? July 6, 2016

Insanity Later

Used as an after thought for Serenity Now signifying that all the calmness will come to an end and result in an explosion revealing insanity of human mind.First used by Newman from Seinfeld

Newman to Kramer : Thats right its serenity now, cos its insanity later!

by Prats87 April 12, 2012

Mary Kay Laterno syndrome

Referring to the infamous teacher who had sex with her 13 year old student. When a hot young teacher who can get any guy basically wants to screw a hot underaged student (like 17-15)

Sally and Jim are in the faculty lounge

Sallly: Oh, I have to prepare my lesson plans for next period. Johnny has a test and I just hope he is prepared

Jim: Oh please girl, don't front. You totally want him. You have such Mary kay Laterno syndrome!

Sally: NO WAY! But....do you think he has a prom date yet?

Jim: You need so much therapy...bitch you crazy!

by letstalkandholdhands September 16, 2010

Lester

When you get weed that looks shitty but turns out to be mind-blowing.

Ted: "Damn dude that looks like schwag"
Brian: "No dude, I don't know. I have a good feeling"
(after smoking)
Ted: "Damn this is some Lester!"
Brian: "Hell yeah."

by Runescapeisreallycoolman September 8, 2011

Lastertime

Any time in the past, from 1 second to millions of years previous.

Daddy didn't we walk the dog lastertime?

Did the Egyptians build that pyramid lastertime?

by AnnaBannanna January 9, 2009