Llama

Llama is currently used as a synonym for ANY weapon, but especially guns. reason is simple - A llama is an animal famous for spitting at people who get in their face (Like a gun "spitting" hollow tips when it fires). A pack of llamas can totally "wet" you (Popular slang for getting oneself "clapped at" = shot to death) if you come annoying to them, you will get sprayed, as they find most everyone annoying. Only gangstas use llamas, popo's, fed's, white people's, and any weapon that ain't gangsta is not referred to as a llama.

"We're born for trauma - Me and my llama" - 50 Cent.

"Nigger respect me like your fatha when come the drama,
I'll put the llama to your mama and beat her like a pinata" - Tony Yayo.

by srpntnova March 1, 2010

[Llama]

a firecrotch who chews their gum with unneccessary movement similar to the way a llama would chew. This person hates the world and wheres ugly yellow pants and polka dot shirt.

Aaron angerly stomped away to the counselor's office from Mr. Arrants' Alg. 1 class because she was called a llama.

by CB & SA February 27, 2009

llamas

Another way to say "lmao" as in "laughing my ass off," for when you first heard of/saw "lmao" you read its pronunciation as llamas.

Person 1; lmao
Person 2; wtf? llamas??

by kagx1136 September 26, 2010

Llama Palooza

A hord of llamas all eating the same cheese sandwich in a room filled with local whores strapped up to a giant hemeroid on some guy's butt. The hemeroid should have puss spewing out of it for the ritual to be a sucess.

yeah me and tim are going to a llama palooza later. you in?

by 7'1'' George Washington January 9, 2008

shave the llama

to shave one's genital area, esp. female

wow, damn man, she shaved her llama last night!

by cd999 March 3, 2003

Mr. Llama

An underground porn lord who markets his product towards adolescents and infants. He calls his merchandise "Llama Candy" and frequently tries to hand out ordering forms which he has on his person at all times. He also has an anonymous partner who supplies him with all sorts of degrading footage for free.

He also carries a Sniper Rifle which has never hit it's target.

"Man I wish I could watch Bang My Butthole Episode Five but I can't find it anywhere"

*Mr. Llama slinks out from underneath the ass of a rock (Yes, I said it, the ass of a rock) With a paper in his hand.*

"Sign this, and all your dirtiest Paris Hilton related wet-dreams will come true..."

by Mike Ledda April 21, 2006

llama talk

spitting game, telling "them" what they want to hear.

girl 1: girl tyler said he love me yesterday
girl 2: girl he just talkin that llama talk. you know telling you what you wanna hear.

by jamela b December 31, 2008