john

Hebrew name meaning "A gift from god"

Wow that baby must be a John.

by John Sandlin July 16, 2008

john

the cutest most adorable person in the entire of the world

i am a john. meep.

by Meepmeep meep July 31, 2012

Johned

A term frequently used in Norse mythology dating back to the age of Thrain. It was said that one could only become Johned if they were truly two Peters. The equation of 2 peters equaling a John is still highly challenged in certain academic circles.

- I was so Johned last night I became a Peter.

by 2 Peters = John September 19, 2015

JOHN

A SEX addict

John is always moaning and humping things all over the Classroom

by KDGD April 28, 2017

john

One of the most wonderful men you will ever meet. Has the loveliest honest eyes ever and a gorgeous smile. He makes all the adorable noises and is so tender. Also, he will make you piddle yourself from laughter. He has strong hands and an even stronger heart.

what a john!!

by grabass August 18, 2010

john

john is a name of an awesome guy.john is a great guy, he is to the extreme guy and one of a kind. UNIQUE!

Guy 1: Oh my god it's john i so wish i could be as cool as him.
Guy 2: I know exactly what you mean he is awesome!

by TeddieLover August 1, 2011

john

can be the most beautiful and unreal thing to ever happen to you. He can be the one to show you true love, if only you dared. To those that cant have him, its the most tortureous feeling to recognize his existence. What lies behind those soul staring eyes, only the universe knows.

Person 1-"Ive liked this guy for 3 years now but im too scared to talk to him."
Person 2-"He must be your John."

jon jhon

by kawoline December 28, 2012