Jebuscow

A well-known PvPer on the Horde side of the US Draenor server on World of Warcraft. Widely known for his triumphs in World PvP on both factions. Also known, by some, as the King of Draenor. Some also recognize him as the most successful Trade troll on the server due to his witty remarks and tactful approach to players in the chat.

2. Trade:Jebuscow: Ohai!
2. Trade:Player 1: Look it's Jebuscow!
2. Trade:Player 2: All hail King of Draenor!
2. Trade:Jebuscow: NOU
2. Trade:Player 4: Ohai.

by wowplayer2010 January 20, 2010

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

Jesus Crust

A common auto correction made on the Apple iPhone.

Jesus Crust that was a good sandwich.

by pepperman7 September 5, 2011

Jesus Christ on Ice Skates

1> Something so alarming, the only way to exclaim that its truely worth looking at it is reffering to Our Lord Ice Skating.

OR

2> Our Lord out Ice Skating

General Donegal slang of Surprise.

1> Jaime: Yeah but i've never liked him in general

Pétur: Awh man give Dan a cha......JESUS CHRIST ON ICE SKATES! ITS A FUCKING METEORITE COMING TO DESTROY THE EARTH AND ALL HUMANITY THA....Oh wait its just Paul coming. That big fat bastard

Jaime: He IS a big fat bastard!

2> Jaime: And on your left, you will see Jesus Christ, on Ice Skates. Thats Jesus Christ on Ice-Skates.

Margie: Take a picture of the Saviour, James.

Jesus Christ: What up!

by Jaime-the-ledge January 18, 2010

Jesus tap dancing christ

instead of using the word"Jesus christ!"you would use "Jesus tap dancing christ!"

Jesus tap dancing christ you smell bad.

by kenny bachman April 4, 2010

jesus christ on a motorbike

A word that is said when someone is someone shocked at a situation.

“Jesus christ on a motorbike, would you look at the size of that carrot”

by abbicus January 4, 2019

crease of jesus

the part on a girl where the ass meets the thigh. you get that nice crease of pure meat

Noob 1: Yo whats up bro
Noob 2: Nm i was gonna.... holy shit dick... look at her ASS!!
Noob 1: Holy fuck I want my face in the crease of jesus

by snowboardingcow August 9, 2012