Jake

Someone who has a great smile. Typically athletic and knows what he's doing on the court or the field. An honest drunk, but also the sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Never hesitates to speak his mind, unless he's talking to a girl he's into. Is one of the greatest people you could possibly know. Very handsome with a contagious laugh!

-That kid Jake really makes my day!

-Person #1: Did you see #12?

Person #2: Yeah that's Jake, he's amazing isn't he?

by silverfox2017 December 26, 2014

Jake Gyllenhaal

A man so beautiful, you could cry. Seriously, like, look at his eyes. Well actually don't, you may have a sexiness overload. He's just too hot to handle. This man is a god, and if you don't treat him as such THERE WILL BE CONSEQUNCES. I SHIT YOU NOT.

Oh, so you think you're going to date Jake Gyllenhaal? SOMEONE BETTER HOLD ME THE FUCK BACK BEFORE I GO TO BREAK THIS THOT'S NECK.

by someone you dont know June 12, 2014

Jakeing

Jakeing \JAKE-ing\ verb: playing while getting paid.

It is a beautiful day and I am jakeing to play golf. Did you know? This term was coined after a man nicknamed Jake for his ability to be on the clock at work, and doing everything but.

by KJL '77 May 17, 2007

Jake Williams

A small retard, gay, small pee pee

Jake Williams is a little retard

by dOsH BuRtOn September 20, 2019

finn and jake

Finn and Jake are two fictional characters from the world of Ooo on the popular Carton Network show, "Adventure Time." Finn is a teenage boy with blonde hair who always wears a white animal hat thing with ears. Jake is a yellow/orange dog with the ability to stretch his limbs to great extents and grow or shrink. The two are an unstoppable pair that travel through Ooo defeating evil and serving the beautiful Princess BubbleGum.

Omg! Those two guys look like they're best friends. Just like Finn and Jake!

Finn and Jake are so rad!

by imapersonyesiam February 2, 2014

dirty jake

is where a girl sits on a guys face and pisses in his mouth

hey man.. ur girlfriend just told me she gave u a dirty jake

by Paul Castro August 10, 2008

Jake

A jake is someone you just always want to talk to. yeah he may have a past but he has changed into an amazing person that you can trust. he always knows exactly what to say when your sad. he aways wants to make you laugh and be happy. he has the greatest hair and his eyes are just fucking goals. he is always there for you and you can tell him anything anf everything without you judging him.over all jake is just a really good guy

girl 1:" yeah so geuss what!"
girl 2:"what!"
girl 1:" me and jake have a thing!"
girl 2: "wtf why wasnt he a fuckboy!?"
girl 1: beleive what you want but jake had a rough past but hes changed now."

by player244466666688888888 March 4, 2017