Jesus 

A man who died on the cross for us. A man who sacrificed his life for us. A man who made us. A man who made the world for us. His heart is my heart , his love is my love.

Love my Jesus

Jesus by Danjulheidan April 18, 2017

Jesus 

The one who died for you and loves you very much and he is king. Rejoice for one day he will come again.

Born from a virgin now queen of heaven. Jesus is amazing and save from our sin, rejoice!

Jesus by ドリームクラウド January 25, 2021

Jesus 

Christine's heavenly cleavage.

Dude i saw Jesus yesterday. It was awesome!

Jesus by Why you wanna know May 27, 2010

jesus 

like the unicorn jesus is fictional but is believed to be real by a large amount of people who also believe that their is a very large invisible man in the sky.

He is said to have died on the cross for our sins. Then came back and then died again.

person 1'Hey look a unicorn'
person 2'unicorns arent real idiot'
Person 1'hey look jesus'
person 2'what? where?'
person 1' jesus isnt real idiot'

jesus by jenibi November 20, 2011

Jesus 

1) Savior of fallen man, light of the world. See Christianity
2) Chuck Norris

Interchangable with Dave Fox

1: Thank Jesus!
2: Did you see Walker, Texas Ranger last night?! That guy is Jesus
3: O-at-ka wouldn't be the same without Jesus

Jesus by Ryan Foster January 15, 2009

Jesus 

The holy man himself

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus

Jesus by Nanta December 7, 2019

jesus 

teh main char in a good book (although NGE improved on it a lot)

some god fanboy: I hate NGE
jesus: well I hate you

jesus by Kaworukun September 13, 2007