A white glob of semen found floating in a public or possibly private shower. It resembles an oyster.
OMFG I knew I should have wore shower shoes! I got attacked by a shower oyster in the showers today!
by incomplete pete November 3, 2009
Get the Shower Oystermug. When a woman(preferably white) is on her knees surrounded by many black men circle jerking, with a burning passion, over her body. She then cleanses herself in the sea of semen.
"Why does she smell so odd?"
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
"She partook in a slave shower last night, I wouldn't want to touch her any time soon..."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013
Get the slave showermug. by LordWillberforce May 29, 2011
Get the Tactical Showermug. Using a detachable massaging shower attachment to wash just your anus after you take a crap rather than taking an entire shower. Basically, the same action a bidet would offer but for those who don't own a bidet.
"I need to take a quick Southern Shower before we head to the bar in case I meet someone who might want to rim my ass later.
by MarkWT February 18, 2009
Get the Southern Showermug. A maneuver performed, out of necessity, as an alternative means of cleaning one's asshole of feces. The act of using the shower as a bidet.
by Slim Deeds October 10, 2008
Get the Shower Hopmug. by RelapseSAE October 23, 2011
Get the Frat showermug. by Czars868 June 14, 2016
Get the Trini showermug.