Hung like a crackhead

Someone that has a MASSIVE cock, like over 2 inches, preferably uncut

Mike: Marvin is hung like a crackhead, on Jah.

Nathaniel: Real shit

by Nhazul July 22, 2021

Hung as Stuart Little

When you wake up in the morning and you are just simply hung like Stuart Little. It is essentially accepting defeat the morning after a night out consuming alcoholic beverages with the boys. Being hung like Stuart Little is probably one of the worst things possible and I do not wish it on my worst enemy.

Chad: Yo Brad, what the fuck happened last night?
Brad: Bro I don't even know, I'm as hung as Stuart Little.

by Beach a HolicXx August 5, 2022

hung smile

the effortlessly confident, self assured smile of a man with a large member

he’s so sexy he’s got that hung smile

by femcel definitions December 10, 2024

Hung Mongolia

The highest level of hungover. Can’t get out of bed and shaking constantly. Your life is over

He finished half a handle of Tito’s last night, He woke up hung Mongolia

by bobby12236382 March 13, 2024

Icebear Hung

Love you:33

Someone: I potato u
Icebear Hung: I tomato u

by Thefaijj November 21, 2021

Cunt Hung

A derogatory term used to describe a woman (usually in an authoritative roll) who is prone to degrade, step on, and otherwise mistreat other women in her environment.

1. Make sure Mrs. Smith likes you. She's cunt hung for all the girls around here.

2. WOMAN A: Damn! Mrs. Smith is such a bitch to me... it's like she's on a mission to give me a hard time.
WOMAN B: No, she's just CUNT HUNG! ...
WOMAN A: LOL what? that's nasty what does that mean?
WOMAN B: She's on a mission to to fuck up everyones life here. Especially the other girls she thinks are a threat to here status.
WOMAN A: That's messed up.
WOMAN B: Yep ... Bitch is cunt hung.
WOMAN A: Wow yeah I guess so... Ugh I still can't stand the C word though...
WOMAN B: But it's such a adequate description of her evilness
WOMAN A: Yeah I guess so... But still... it's like just as nasty as the M word...
WOMAN B: The "M" word? ...
WOMAN A: Yeah .... hello?

WOMAN B: ? ... ?
WOMAN A: Oh come on don't make me say it...
WOMAN B: yeah you need to say the word, cuz I have no idea what you are talking about.
WOMAN A: Ugh... Ok ... Moist ... UGH! Ew!
WOMAN B: LOL Moist!
WOMAN A: Ew stop!
WOMAN B: MOOIST MOOOOOISSSST ha ha ha
WOMAN A: Aaaah you're one M word away from being cunt hung!
WOMAN B: Ha ha ha Oh so you can say cunt hung now, but not moist?
WOMAN A: Aaaah!

by JeffreyLee4Free! September 26, 2014

Hung

Hung’s are known to have magic hands. Sometimes to be confused with having a large penis, Hung is also a name. The name of the sweetest guy you will ever know. And he’s really good at piano.

Hung can really fly in those keys!

by Juttyttf November 23, 2021