Humerrhoid

When your claim to fame is being inflammatory and you're best suited prolapsed just below the anus.

This Humerrhoid on Twitter seems to think reposting KKK memes is a form of self expression.

by DamageBats March 16, 2018

Hamse

Hamse is the definition of funny, his sense of humor knows no bounds. Malis usually compares him to Kevin Hart. He is
damn smart too but does not show it. Hamse is also the weirdest guy around sometimes but with a Hamse a day in school will never be boring. Protect this guy at all cost.

That guy is a real Hamse
I’m never bored, my bestfriend is Hamse

by Trafalgar law April 9, 2021

Kurt Hummel

An unproblematic character in the show glee Who has an on and off relationship with Blaine Anderson he’s obviously one of the best characters though he lets Rachel and everyone else walk all over him

You’re so gay and awesome just like Kurt Hummel

by hi_im_ELLA June 26, 2021

Three Lamas in a Hummer

The beater of the ultimate argument winner Two camels in a Tiny car because A: 3 is more then 2. B: Camels are cooler then lamas. C: Hummers crush tiny cars. Finally a comeback to all those Douches out there who use this as a legit comeback.

Douche: Hey, dude, you know 13 inches is a foot right?
Dude: WTF are you talking about? It's 12 inches to a foot.
Douche: Really, TWO CAMELS IN A TINY CAR!
Dude: Three Lamas in a Hummer
Douche: dam it :(
Dude: WHAT! Pwned

by Bob Jenkens November 3, 2011

hummers

The biggest frikin "SUV" in the entire world. For such a big "SUV", its got a very small gas mileage. It pulls out of the gas station and runs outta gas. More like a monster truck than a "SUV".

Gas Attendant: Shes all filled up Ned, and this time it only took 1 hour to climb up to the gas cap.

Ned: Thanks dude, how much do I owe ya?

Gas Attendant: Lets see, it comes around to about $2,440.

Ned: Better than last time!

by NateK July 28, 2005

hummer

uhm, head

hummer girls by hmo.. duh

fat chicks give great hummers

by j n k July 3, 2008

Hummer

*Hummers*
A pointless ass machine usually found in pointless ass wars by a dumb ass president who thought that a war in Iraq would be a good ass idea.

Often believed to get 4-10 MPG.

An Annoying ass machine that takes up half the road, uses way too much oil and spits out more fumes than aunt Helga with a cigar.

- Damnit!
- What?
-we just got behind one of those dumb ass hummers again! Damnit!
-WHAT?
-I can't pass it because half the road is being used up. DAMNIT!
-WHAT?!!
- I'm suffocating on the fumes its giving out. DAMNIT!!!!
-WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!
-We can't stop for gas because it's not 100 dollars a barrel and means that I'll have to pay 4 dollars per gallon of gas! DAMNIT ALL!

by Shaka brah March 24, 2008