holler donkey

A holler donkey is a person who is a dedicated asshole, that likes to do no work whatsoever. You'll know a holler donkey when you see one. When asked to work they will most likely wander off, hide in the woods, or even fall asleep in the back of the truck telling no-one where they went. Take caution when confronting a holler donkey, as they will be often hostile due to not wanting to work.

"You're such a holler donkey!"
"Try to actually do your work today, holler donkey."

by Mr. Jester December 2, 2016

holler hop

Similar to bar hopping, holler hopping is the act of getting together with friends at night, hopping in a vehicle(s), then driving around the back roads of Appalachia while on methamphetamine. Usually involves searching for UFOs, aliens, or other paranormal/cryptozoological entities.

Me, Johnny, and Hector went out holler hoppin' last night in the Caravelle and caught a glimpse of that alien down Piney Fork.

by Shardo December 16, 2016

hookersoup

Hookersoup is hooker that has sex with multiple men and collects the Cum in her pussy by keeping her ass in the air till the hole is full then she dumps it in a chilled salad bowl. Then serves it with fresh black pepper.

Last night that hooker served me some of the sweetest and saltest cold soup, but she would not say what the main ingredient was, only that it was high in protien and called hookersoup.

by Luckyspit January 5, 2017

Hoofer snoofer

Any and all creatures with a woofs like a horse or a deer ect...

I just saw a hoofer snoofer in the meadow.

by Lover of all things furry April 22, 2017

Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.

Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.

by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018

Hooker

A female, typically the useless sort, that primarily partakes in Fuckery; i.e. lying, cheating, etc. Their drug fueled, scandalous activities in the land of Hookerdom are inevitable... Why? It's simple. Players gonna play, Haters gonna hate, Hookers gonna Hook!

This Hookers with the shit, done stole my car, phone, Facebook and Google accounts.

by J Milluh October 6, 2018

hooker salad

1. When you're a sex worker but you lookin' like a healthy snack.

Your boy's about to have himself a hooker salad.

Damn, she's got white teeth. And she's fit as hell. Where'd you find this fine hooker salad? Trader Hoes?

by flibbetyflop May 31, 2019