a phrase in witch you discover you have issues.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
As if you figured out you slept with you Girlfriends sister, mistaking her for the real thing.Or discovering after 15 years of dreaming of straight sex, you find out that you prefer dreaming about your own sex.
by Emileybeepopp May 8, 2008
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"Joe and Alisha are doing a little Help me, Rhonda in the bathroom"
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
"Help me, Rhonda, help me get her out of my heart."
by thedork May 27, 2006
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by Kurtius Maximus September 19, 2013
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Get the Help mug.when the female is wearing a paperbag with a smiley face (drawn or cut out) concealing her facial ugliness while having sexual intercourse. typically used to make up for butterfaces
that butterface would look hotter as a happy helper
M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex
F (during sex): what happened to your mask?
M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great
M: hey, lets wear masks while we have sex
F (during sex): what happened to your mask?
M: it got too hot, but keep yours on. you look great
by 2fly4wyteguy August 11, 2009
Get the happy helper mug.1. The unequivocal knowing that clicking anything marked "Click here for help" will lead to everything but what is relevant to your problem.
Susan: "I tried playing the .MP4 video you gave me, but the media player said something like 'Unrecognized format' and 'Click here for help.' I clicked help and it gave me 29 pages of the history of media players and a bunch of pop-ups for porn sites."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
Mike: "Oh oh...the Faux Help Link. Forget it. I'll make a DVD..."
by Nuxodom November 22, 2009
Get the Faux Help Link mug.A person who pretends to help, but actually doesn't. Token helpers frequently get recognition for 'helping' and this can be irritating to the person needing the help. Token helpers may be sent by a boss or manager to appear to help and the boss or manager gets the credit for 'helping.'
My friend offered to help. But she just stood there and watched while I did all the work. She's a token helper.
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