gojos husband

a person who is married to gojo satoru
and usually lives in a small one story white house with a grey shingled roof with satoru gojo figurines

'this guy is totally gojos husband' said the teacher

by krunkatr0nic November 25, 2023

Ineffable husbands

Aziraphale and Crowley from the show good omens <3

Ineffable husbands

by coveted seed July 10, 2024

My husband

Hugh Laughton-Scott.

Me: “Hugh Laughton-Scott is my husband and the love of my life.”

by kys694203004 February 20, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Rental Husband

A man that is for hire to do manly things around the house.

Woman’s mentality = I don’t need a man for anything!!! Umm, excuse me (Rental Husbands name). Can you shovel out my house, car and driveway because there is a foot of snow outside? I’ll get you a six pack of Coors Light after your done.

by The800ButtNuggets January 26, 2026

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

Your husband

Ha! Did your son ask if he was your brother?

Hym "You know that if your answer was anything other than 'Um... Kinda!' You lied, right? Are you sorry Candy? Are you sorry you lied about your husband?"

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025