guido

small cocky gorilla/monkey like creatures that are associated with the maub and have extremely small dicks but say that they are huge, 65% of the time all guidos have in their pants is a deep, pink, fish-taco smelling tunnel, this tunnel blows out a fish-taco smelling wind after the guido is through with his mexican slave (Fabio)in the bed

G-Man:i cant wait to go whack those guidos
J-dizzay:then we'll go get some posey
G-Man:giggidy,giggidy,gggooooo!!!!!!

by guido killa March 28, 2008

Guido Calhoun

A slur for a person of both Irish and Italian descent.

"Yo, where'd Patty and Gina go?"
"They're in the bathroom, making little Guido Calhouns."

by Imbnd July 25, 2007

guido

lame wannabe italian guys.

robert is a guido because of the way he dresses

by james girado September 16, 2009

Guidianette

A female guidian. The Armenian version of an Italian guidette. Usually an Armenian girl from the US (The San Fernando Valley, ie: Encino, Tarzana, & Glendale). Fake breasts, designer handbag, usually driving a BMW or Mercedes Benz, long black or platinum hair (extentions), TONS of makeup, and lives off of her many boyfriends or daddy. A very high maintence princess.

Did you see that guidianette at the club last night?

by liljouj December 5, 2009

Guido skanking

A Guido boy who dances like someone would at a SKA fest only he has more gel in his hair. It is usually a mix of arm pumping in the air and the usual dance off moves. You can see this at an Long Island club when they begin to play Cascada.

OMG GET READY! they just put on house music so the guido skanking will begin soon!

by Lizardo January 18, 2006

goider

Goider is not so much as having many chins, but having one big-assed fuckin bullfrog lump growing around one's neck. Don Vito is a perfect example.

Look at Don's goider jiggle when he shakes his head!

by s3v3n April 8, 2008

Guice

A drink comprised of Goon, nasty cheap cask wine and juice, most commonly orange, pineapple, mango, etc. to mask flavour.

Better than Goon, worse than Juice

"pass the guice!"

"i didn't get the ratio of my guice right! tastes like ass."

by Penny.F March 20, 2011