goosedick

Usally a young woman that teases up a penis or causes a hard-on with mind over matter power. The word can also be a verb.

The little goosedick gave me a hard on while I was half asleep and she thought I wouldn't notice. (noun)

She goosedicked me with I was taking a shower. (verb)

by woodworkin steve January 12, 2008

Goose Tits

Boobies that are so large they droop in the bra and make men stare until their brains explode. The kind of boobies that have many veins and large nipples. The best kind.

Guy1: Wow look at that girls tits.

Guy2: Ya man those are Goose Tits, I can tell they have some big ole nipples.

Guy1: And veins.

by Gtap November 9, 2010

golden goose

rich white girl shit

did you see the new golden goose collection!

by coffee rocks966 April 24, 2020

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

Shit Goose

Shit Goose (n) - One who comes to a party without liquor, or anything else to share with the population at large. Also notorious for drinking too much and getting sick in all the wrong places (your parent's bedroom).

That Shit Goose Vince is coming over! Hide the liquor!

by Justin January 11, 2005

Goose penis

Another name for a circumcised penis.

"I heard that she only likes goose penis"

"I heard that guy doesn't have any sexual stamina because he has a goose penis"

by Ant Champ October 23, 2008

goosed

Mancunian slang for broken. Can also mean tired.

“The tires on my bike are goosed”

“I was goosed after running a triathlon”

by Peter 'The Fist' Swift February 17, 2008