Search Google or type a URL

This is definetly a clear sign that your super bored and don't know what to do with life anymore.

So I'm so bored that I typed Search Google or type a URL. Your really bored and telling the truth if you type this.

Alex: I'm bored.
Me: type "Search Google or type a URL".
Alex: Umm... what?
Me: Be quiet your not bored.

by FaZe_Smash64 September 30, 2020

Alex_Google214

Try hard Lieutenant, part of Mano County Sheriff's Office in a platform called "ROBLOX". "They used to get reported at least 3-5 times a day" - states a Major of Mano County Sheriff's Office.

Criminals talking to each other:
- ay do ya know alex google (Alex_Google214)
- yes i reported him he is getting suspended. ez suspension rip bozo 🤣

by bigBrain_the_bing September 17, 2021

Don't Google That

Something said when told a word or phrase that someone might not know and may google. Which will give them a very awkward even in which someone may know what that means and sees your search history..

Friend: "Hey what does Rule 34 Mean? I overheard my friend say it."

Me: "Don't Google That."

by PikaPikaGamer June 25, 2018

Page 2 of google

The darkest, most useless place on the internet. Nothing useful is ever found here. If you've ever needed to hide something, page 2 of google is the place to go. If you've ever gone there, you should probably seek psychiatric help.

Friend: Bro I tried looking up the answers to the homework and found nothing
You: Did you try page 2 of google?
Friend: I-
You: What?
*The number you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time*

by what on god's green earth July 14, 2021

google

My Personal Spellchecker.

"Hey dude how do you spell marijuana?"
"I'm not sure. Lemme Google it!"

by Jonathan Farrow August 12, 2006

Google Talk

Google's Messenger Program. A fresh change from the bloated MSN Messenger, if you just want to talk.

Another step in Google's quest for World Domination completed.

by Bas September 17, 2005

Ask Google Dad

when your child asks you something, you quickly need to refer to google dad to give you the answer

why does the sky blue dad?
Hang on a second, let me ask google dad,

The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air.

However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue.

uh, thanks dad,

is google dad my real dad?
let me check?

by jaffaw February 12, 2010