Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

goober snorkel

someone who snorkels goobers

Berlin Green is a goober snorkel.

by jA_mes July 8, 2011

goober sploshen

An English translation roughly meaning 'Crying Mary'. An act comprising of leaking menstruation blood into a sexual partners eyes, resembling Mary crying blood.

She gave a mean goober sploshen, I can still smell iron through my sinuses.

by dickstrips May 20, 2014

Goober Naffy

A person who
Acts like a complete idiot and makes bad choices.

My brother was being a goober naffy and fell out of his car.

by B queen January 22, 2018

Goober Lips

A typical construction worker who can't understand what the FUCK is going on....or if the are a meesly peasant, hobo, anyone with tats on their face, and all around pot lickers! Especially, PoT liCkeRs! And you never want a helper names charles....

"Hey where'd you get them?" What? "THEM BIG OL GOOBER LIPS!"

"Gooberlips, go get some materials!"
"Richard S."

by Spitonitpaw September 5, 2018

goober gap

A goober gap is the space between someones goggles and helmet. Usually ending up with a odd lookin windburn

Man did you see the size of that gorbs goober gap

by Grumpygrumz January 19, 2019