gartian

1. Half ghost, half martian that lives in the backseat of red cars.

2. A word used for anything.

3. Crayfish in a bottle.

Holy shit, there's a gartian in the backseat of my del sol.

Hand me that gartian.

Throw away the gartian before they stink up the place.

by J.Siegman December 26, 2004

Mike Garth

The best parody rapper ever. Has hit songs including, "I commute to college"

O my God! its Mike GARTH!!!

by Leandro44 April 2, 2009

Fixed Gear

Hipsters love fixed gear bikes. They are useless if you don't spend 70% of your income at urban outfitters.

Hey, look at that hipster on his fixed gear bike. Look, he has a flip flop hub for when he doesn't feel like being a tool anymore.

by Notahipster4000 October 9, 2009

gear box

some one who is shifty

damn that fool is a gear box

by msutherland February 14, 2010

Garth

A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.

person 1: "Jeez, that guy really needs to calm down."

person 2: "I know right? He's such a Garth."

by 1029384756g December 3, 2011

Gart

to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.

What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?

Oh no, I garted!

by Pyro_Rock March 29, 2010

gear

alternative name for narcotics

canabis products such as pot. "byes you got the gear?"

by krystle_lee August 22, 2006